J.J. Bonks
J.J. Bonks writes absurd, horny little stories for people who’ve read too much internet and still somehow want more. It’s satire, it’s smut, it’s deeply unserious — but sometimes uncomfortably accurate. If you’ve ever been seduced by a Google Doc, gaslit by a trope, or spiritually violated by a billionaire tech bro… you’re in the right place.
Books
Pride and Presidents
How far would you go for love? Would you fight a war? Would you start a war?
Vying for the White House, candidates Moe Triden and Ronald Chump fight a bitter campaign that quickly grows personal. But when Chump is shot, both men are shaken and old feelings they thought they had buried resurface.
Pride and Presidents is a heart-pounding, enemies-to-lovers tale of truth, justice, and the American wet Dream. Happy reading, patriots.
Come With the Wind
Jude Biggalow, a charismatic weatherman, is swept up in a whirlwind romance with Wanda, a captivating sentient cloud.
But as their passion grows, so does Wanda's power. Soon, her uncontainable expansion threatens to destroy London's very skies. Jude, forced to choose between love and survival, faces the pressure of the storm of all storms.
Never did I think a book could have me kicking my feet and giggling about the romantic tension between two presidential candidates... but here we are.
- Review of Pride and Presidents